Yes, I mean an actual escort, but no, I will not have sex with you. I will hang out with you at a pre-approved location and provide delightful meandering conversation and provocative aesthetic pleasure. I will NEVER disclose that you paid me for this service (unless you tell me specifically that you don't mind); for all anyone knows, we are friends. Your donation is greatly appreciated and goes towards keeping me working as an artist.
Cancelation Policy
Please let me know of cancellations as soon as possible, and please don't cancel in less than 24 hours.